A summary of my tweets about how my family celebrates Presidents’ Eve:
Kids are excited about Presidents’ Eve, especially setting out the warm brandy, crudite, lobster, and sirloin for Jolly Ol’ Saint Taft.
On Presidents’ Eve, my family sing praises of the baby Abraham Lincoln born in a log manger to George Washington and Betsy Ross.
On Presidents’ Eve, recall the gifts of the Three Wise Senators — persistence (Clay), hindsight (Calhoun), and healing (Sumner).
On Presidents’ Eve, recall when King George decreed each firstborn in the Colonies be taxed. Recall the star that led Washington to Boston.
We’re not ready for our Presidents’ Eve party. Cherry Tree is decorated, but only food made so far is our famous Chex and Balances Mix.